I cut my finger while eating lobster the other day and I think it’s infected.
My computer crashed at work today so instead of a huge monitor I had to watch Netflix on my 3” smart phone screen.
The light in my grandparents’ bathroom is broken so I can’t take showers at night like I want to ‘cause I’m scared something is gonna get me in the dark so I have to shower in the day time…
The paper roll holder in the toilet at my gym is round so the locker key sometimes slides to the ground when I am wearing gym pants with no pockets and try to put them there while using the toilet. I am too lazy to actually wrap the key holder around my wrist so i have to put it on top of the waste bin, which is kind of gross.