My Rough Life

There’s no skip button for the ad on the YouTube video I want to watch, so I have to sit through all 30 seconds of it.

I just made shrimp dip. Now there’s a mysterious glob of tartar somewhere on my shirt. I can’t see it, and it is only findable by my arms when they accidentally brush it and get white goop all over them.

My new chapstick isn’t as wide as my lips, so when I put it on I have to go over my lips twice.

I cut my finger while eating lobster the other day and I think it’s infected.

But the screen is so small

My computer crashed at work today so instead of a huge monitor I had to watch Netflix on my 3” smart phone screen.