When im searching through the crayon box trying to find the black, but I keep pulling out dark blues and purples.
Too much work. Where is that black crayon hidden?!
Run out of marinara sauce. Still have like four breadsticks left.
I spent so much time reading these posts now my ambien has worn off
Today, I won a Blu-Ray player in a dance contest, but I already have three at home! I guess I’m just going to have to use it as decoration.
I keep accidently placing my soda can in front of the system clock on my monitor. So I either have to move my can or check my cell phone to see what time it is. My life is full of tragedy.