My flatmate and her boyfriend have sex every sunday, in the room next to mine. They put the music on phone loudspeaker, or switch on the tv, usually both. Of course it doesn’t hide anything and every sunday I get to hear their stupid sex noises accompanied by bad music and tv dialogue.
I was about to be kidnapped by Kony, but then he decided he didn’t want me
My boyfriend has longer, thicker eyelashes than I do.
I wasn’t feeling well, so my stomach kept making weird noises in class. It sounded like I was farting. :/
Just had a baby and lost weight during the pregnancy, and 20 lbs since. I can’t seem to gain weight.
