My Rough Life

bad timing

My girlfriend has just suprised me with 3 weeks in Jamaica for my birthday but we leave the same weekend my new Aston Martin is meant to be delivered. Now I have to wait until I get back before I get my new car :(

I make such delicious rib-eye steaks, that we can no longer go out for a steak dinner and enjoy it.

My drive to work isn’t long enough for me to enjoy the heated leather seats in my new car.

The joys of having a flatmate

My flatmate and her boyfriend have sex every sunday, in the room next to mine. They put the music on phone loudspeaker, or switch on the tv, usually both. Of course it doesn’t hide anything and every sunday I get to hear their stupid sex noises accompanied by bad music and tv dialogue.

Kony 2012

I was about to be kidnapped by Kony, but then he decided he didn’t want me