My girlfriend has just suprised me with 3 weeks in Jamaica for my birthday but we leave the same weekend my new Aston Martin is meant to be delivered. Now I have to wait until I get back before I get my new car :(
My flatmate and her boyfriend have sex every sunday, in the room next to mine. They put the music on phone loudspeaker, or switch on the tv, usually both. Of course it doesn’t hide anything and every sunday I get to hear their stupid sex noises accompanied by bad music and tv dialogue.
I was about to be kidnapped by Kony, but then he decided he didn’t want me